'Phillip Banks, yooooou should kick my butt.'.'Uncle Phil, you got to kick that man's BUTT.'.'I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said WISCONSIN!'.'Now this is a story all about how my license plate got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom.'.'Do you think my family's ever gonna come back?' ' Tit.' *Cue the Warner Bros.Geoffrey somehow destroying a bell with a mallet without the mallet making contact.